Haloumi, Hallo you
I am typing this on one of those new retsina screens ahead of donertime tonight when Greece will pitta their skills against Germany.??May the feta team win.
Six percent of Ouzoguffers have Greece going out at this stage, and 11% have the Germans coming down from Mount Olympus.??
The Greek teamsheet
But for hamstring injuries, and certain fantastical beasts, the Greek XI could have been heroic:
- Achilles, hero of the Trojan War and a central character in Homer's Iliad
- Ajax the Great, a hero of the Trojan War and king of Salamis
- Bellerophon, hero who slew the Chimera
- Daedalus, creator of the labyrinth and great inventor.
- Diomedes, a king of Argos (not the shop) and hero of the Trojan War
- Ganymede, Trojan hero and lover of Zeus, who was given immortality and appointed cup-bearer to the gods
- Jason, leader of the Argonauts
- Odysseus, a hero and king of Ithaca whose adventures are the subject of Homer's Odyssey
- Orpheus, a legendary musician and poet who attempted to retrieve his dead wife from the Underworld
- Perseus, son of Zeus and the founder-king of Mycenae and slayer of the Gorgon Medusa
- Theseus, son of Poseidon, a king of Athens and slayer of the Minotaur
Stand in the place where you were, now face north. Think about direction wonder why you haven't before
League table after last night's Ronaldo show. 48% of you correctly predicted a Czech exit at this stage.
Hummus | Taramasalata | ?? | |
1 | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 64 |
2 | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 60 |
3 | Tim Henman | david hickson | 58 |
4= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 56 |
4= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 56 |
4= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 56 |
4= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 56 |
8= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 54 |
8= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 54 |
8= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 54 |
8= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 54 |
8= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 54 |
8= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 54 |
14= | B B Foot | Rory | 52 |
14= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 52 |
14= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 52 |
14= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 52 |
14= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 52 |
14= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 52 |
20= | DK Willy | DK | 50 |
20= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 50 |
20= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 50 |
20= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 50 |
20= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 50 |
20= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 50 |
26= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 48 |
26= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 48 |
26= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 48 |
26= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 48 |
26= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 48 |
26= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 48 |
32= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 46 |
32= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 46 |
32= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 46 |
32= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 46 |
32= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 46 |
32= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 46 |
38= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 44 |
38= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 44 |
38= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 44 |
38= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 44 |
38= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 44 |
38= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 44 |
44= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 42 |
44= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 42 |
44= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 42 |
44= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 42 |
44= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 42 |
44= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 42 |
44= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 42 |
44= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 42 |
44= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 42 |
53= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 40 |
53= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 40 |
53= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 40 |
53= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 40 |
53= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 40 |
53= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 40 |
59= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 38 |
59= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 38 |
59= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 38 |
59= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 38 |
63 | Strev87 | dave strevett | 36 |
64 | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 34 |
65 | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 32 |
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