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Haloumi, Hallo youI am typing this on one of those new retsina screens ahead of donertime tonight when Greece will pitta their skills against Germany. May the feta team win. Six percent of Ouzoguffers have Greece going out at this stage, and 11% h…

Haloumi, Hallo you
I am typing this on one of those new retsina screens ahead of donertime tonight when Greece will pitta their skills against Germany.??May the feta team win.

Six percent of Ouzoguffers have Greece going out at this stage, and 11% have the Germans coming down from Mount Olympus.??
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The Greek teamsheet
But for hamstring injuries, and certain fantastical beasts, the Greek XI could have been heroic:
  1. Achilles, hero of the Trojan War and a central character in Homer's Iliad
  2. Ajax the Great, a hero of the Trojan War and king of Salamis
  3. Bellerophon, hero who slew the Chimera
  4. Daedalus, creator of the labyrinth and great inventor.
  5. Diomedes, a king of Argos (not the shop) and hero of the Trojan War
  6. Ganymede, Trojan hero and lover of Zeus, who was given immortality and appointed cup-bearer to the gods
  7. Jason, leader of the Argonauts
  8. Odysseus, a hero and king of Ithaca whose adventures are the subject of Homer's Odyssey
  9. Orpheus, a legendary musician and poet who attempted to retrieve his dead wife from the Underworld
  10. Perseus, son of Zeus and the founder-king of Mycenae and slayer of the Gorgon Medusa
  11. Theseus, son of Poseidon, a king of Athens and slayer of the Minotaur

Stand in the place where you were, now face north. Think about direction wonder why you haven't before
League table after last night's Ronaldo show. 48% of you correctly predicted a Czech exit at this stage.

Hummus Taramasalata ??
1 Paulo Di Harringtonio Paul Harrington 64
2 Yankee's Spankers Dave Robertshaw 60
3 Tim Henman david hickson 58
4= Ronaldo McDonald?? Cephas Howard?? 56
4= Mrs Euroguff Mrs Carlosfandango_ 56
4= Fabio Crapello Martin B 56
4= Stevie's Wunders Steve Andrews 56
8= Simon Grayson Paul Revy 54
8= Brown Fox Jim Chambers 54
8= Arsenedof Nowhere Darren Hanson 54
8= Simoneo Huesserelli Simon Huesser 54
8= Gazza Gary Taylor 54
8= Swiss T Thomas Angst 54
14= B B Foot Rory 52
14= Vuvuzela???? Sandra Benfer 52
14= Christophe Woodini Chris Wood 52
14= Anjusha Klins-Morinho Anna Wilson 52
14= The Special [Measures] One Tim Donnelly Smith 52
14= Letina lotagoals?? Berry 52
20= DK Willy DK 50
20= Sepp Bladder Carl Mesner Lyons 50
20= roy the hodgson harvey 50
20= Naven Johnson Eddie Vassallo 50
20= Kicker Conspiracy Tim Fiddies 50
20= Hansi Mueller Bernd Friedle 50
26= Scotty McNasty Andrew Robb 48
26= Canary Simon Barnes 48
26= Mozzer Paul Conroy 48
26= Wheat Dodger Leanne McGirr 48
26= Hatch's Heros Chris Matthews 48
26= Del Garnett Darren Gavigan 48
32= Benny The Ball Nick Townend 46
32= Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Matt Brooke-Smith 46
32= Toy Dodgson Kelsey O 46
32= Harry Redface Dan McGrath 46
32= Is Pele Playing? John Orta 46
32= Wicked Woy Wodgson David Patterson 46
38= Andy Grey Darren Holdaway 44
38= 2012sheds Pete smith 44
38= Toy Bodgson Tom Barton 44
38= Big Ron Colonel Saunders Andrew Hartland 44
38= Normski Gunner Norman House 44
38= Dirk Diggler Nik Goodman 44
44= Bayer Neverlusen Rob Broome 42
44= Mike Bassett Eamonn Newell 42
44= Don revie Simon Andrews 42
44= Earsane Wanger Paul Shaw 42
44= Tom Laidlaw Tom Laidlaw 42
44= Ivor Greatidea Steve Edney 42
44= Bring Back Bobby Robson Dan Jamieson 42
44= Bill Shankly Bob Steadman 42
44= Trap A Tony Tony Power 42
53= Dario Made-the-Gradi David of Crook 40
53= El Pringle Keith Pringle 40
53= Steve Mclaren JT 40
53= Septic Tank Charlton Jeremy Crisp 40
53= Mr. Awesome Geroge Pokorny 40
53= Claudio Inglesias Failte Claude Tonna-Barthet 40
59= Roy Hodgson John Catterfeld 38
59= McFuddle 'O Toole Gordon?? 38
59= George Osborne is a twat Andy Young 38
59= Messi Gardener Johnny T?? 38
63 Strev87 dave strevett 36
64 Lorem Ipsum Jon D 34
65 Soccer Sage Mike Xenakis 32

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