The Germans await and, increasingly, England expects.??
How will the papers take the result? We asked Dr Emmet Brown to explain tabloid timelines:
Free England hat!
Simply follow these instructions to support the Engerland
- Print out this bowler hat
- Ask an adult to use some scissors to carefully cut round the edge
- Use double-sided Sellotape and stick onto a Cornflakes packet
- That's it!
Standings
Can anyone catch Paulo Di Harringtono?
| My Name is, my name is | Slim Shady | ?? | |
| 1 | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 68 |
| 2= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 60 |
| 2= | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 60 |
| 2= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 60 |
| 2= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 60 |
| 6= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 58 |
| 6= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 58 |
| 6= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 58 |
| 6= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 58 |
| 6= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 58 |
| 6= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 58 |
| 12= | B B Foot | Rory | 56 |
| 12= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 56 |
| 12= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 56 |
| 12= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 56 |
| 12= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 56 |
| 17= | DK Willy | DK | 54 |
| 17= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 54 |
| 17= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 54 |
| 17= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 54 |
| 17= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 54 |
| 17= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 54 |
| 17= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 54 |
| 24= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 52 |
| 24= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 52 |
| 24= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 52 |
| 24= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 52 |
| 24= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 52 |
| 29= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 50 |
| 29= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 50 |
| 29= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 50 |
| 32= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 48 |
| 32= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 48 |
| 32= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 48 |
| 32= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 48 |
| 32= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 48 |
| 37= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 46 |
| 37= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 46 |
| 37= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 46 |
| 37= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 46 |
| 37= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 46 |
| 37= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 46 |
| 37= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 46 |
| 37= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 46 |
| 45= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 44 |
| 45= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 44 |
| 45= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 44 |
| 45= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 44 |
| 45= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 44 |
| 45= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 44 |
| 51= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 42 |
| 51= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 42 |
| 51= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 42 |
| 51= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 42 |
| 51= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 42 |
| 51= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 42 |
| 51= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 42 |
| 58= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 40 |
| 58= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 40 |
| 58= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 40 |
| 58= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 40 |
| 62 | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 38 |
| 63= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 36 |
| 63= | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 36 |
| 65 | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 34 |
??- David Cameron offering moral guidance, yesterday
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