Waking up with marks on your body caused by deep sleep next to fabric patterns & creases. They often resemble spectacular body art or, one one memorable occasion, Scalextric tracks
Month: October 2005
tonguebobble
Indecision about whether to bite off one of those tiny white spots at the end of your tongue
binlifter
A person who distracts their tv-watching partner with random, unlikely fidgets
Trundle Alley
The life-sapping parade of illuminated posters in airport terminals advertising business gadgets and management consultancies
brownhouse
a person who comes across as a grumpy pants, but reality they’re just too ashamed of their bad teeth to smile
talking stepladders
speaking utter guff in a very sincere voice whilst asleep
fluffdating
finding a receipt in the pocket of a coat you haven’t worn for ages, allowing you to identify when you last wore it
garricking
uncomfortable after-work team drinks arranged by a well-intentioned new manager, when you’d all rather be on your way home
whuffcandle
the sense of relief when getting back into bed after having had a pee in the middle of the night, safe in the knowledge that you don’t have to get up again