England win. What an odd feeling to wake up to. Re-live it with these splendid animated gifs of Welbeck and Carroll’s goals yesterday.
And here’s how one ex-pat Euroguffer, Simon Grayson, kept his (American) daughter up to date with the score:
Who should I cheer for? Czech Republic v Poland
This is one of those games where no-one has a clue, so opinion is spread evenly across the Euroguff predictive canvas spectrum range area.
| Czech pattern | draw | Polish this |
| Andy Grey | DK Willy | 2012sheds |
| El Pringle | Tim Henman | Bayer Neverlusen |
| Mike Bassett | Dario Made-the-Gradi | Sepp Bladder |
| Simon Grayson | Roy Hodgson | Strev87 |
| roy the hodgson | Benny The Ball | Toy Dodgson |
| B B Foot | Steve Mclaren | Harry Redface |
| McFuddle ‘O Toole | Earsane Wanger | Ivor Greatidea |
| Scotty McNasty | Brown Fox | Simoneo Huesserelli |
| Ronaldo McDonald | Lorem Ipsum | Is Pele Playing? |
| Don revie | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Soccer Sage |
| Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Naven Johnson | Vuvuzela |
| Tom Laidlaw | Canary | Wheat Dodger |
| George Osborne is a twat | Gazza | Trap A Tony |
| Arsenedof Nowhere | Mozzer | Claudio Inglesias Failte |
| Septic Tank Charlton | Wicked Woy Wodgson | Del Garnett |
| Mr. Awesome | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | |
| Mrs Euroguff | Hatch’s Heros | |
| Toy Bodgson | The Special [Measures] One | |
| Kicker Conspiracy | Messi Gardener | |
| Yankee’s Spankers | Stevie’s Wunders | |
| Bill Shankly | Normski Gunner | |
| Paulo Di Harringtonio | Letina lotagoals | |
| Hansi Mueller | Dirk Diggler | |
| Fabio Crapello | ||
| Christophe Woodini | ||
| Anjusha Klins-Morinho | ||
| Swiss T |
*** Crisp Correction ***
So Roy Keane rang me up after yesterday’s email, pointing out that I had confused Tayto with Taito – the Japanese corporate which spawned Space Invaders. According to Roy, I have to “change my mentality” and can “stick it up my bollox“.
– Tayto and Taito, yesterday
Who should I cheer for? Greece v Russia
48 Euroguffers have this as an orthodox Russian victory, with just five Hellenic heroes praying for Greek rapture
| Greek Orthodox | Draw |
| Ronaldo McDonald | Mike Bassett |
| Mr. Awesome | Simon Grayson |
| Yankee’s Spankers | B B Foot |
| Wheat Dodger | McFuddle ‘O Toole |
| Letina lotagoals | Toy Dodgson |
| Naven Johnson | |
| Canary | |
| Gazza | |
| Anjusha Klins-Morinho | |
| Hatch’s Heros | |
| Stevie’s Wunders | |
| Del Garnett |
Standings
| Abba | Shabba | Total | |
| 1= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 22 |
| 1= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 22 |
| 1= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 22 |
| 1= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 22 |
| 5= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 20 |
| 5= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 20 |
| 5= | Yankee’s Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 20 |
| 5= | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 20 |
| 5= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 20 |
| 5= | Vuvuzela | Sandra Benfer | 20 |
| 5= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 20 |
| 5= | Stevie’s Wunders | Steve Andrews | 20 |
| 5= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 20 |
| 14= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 18 |
| 14= | B B Foot | Rory | 18 |
| 14= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 18 |
| 14= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 18 |
| 14= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 18 |
| 14= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 18 |
| 14= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 18 |
| 14= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 18 |
| 14= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 18 |
| 14= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 18 |
| 14= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 18 |
| 25= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 16 |
| 25= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 16 |
| 25= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 16 |
| 25= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 16 |
| 25= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 16 |
| 25= | Hatch’s Heros | Chris Matthews | 16 |
| 25= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 16 |
| 25= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 16 |
| 33= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 14 |
| 33= | DK Willy | DK | 14 |
| 33= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 14 |
| 33= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 14 |
| 33= | McFuddle ‘O Toole | Gordon | 14 |
| 33= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 14 |
| 33= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 14 |
| 33= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 14 |
| 33= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 14 |
| 33= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 14 |
| 33= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 14 |
| 33= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 14 |
| 33= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 14 |
| 33= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 14 |
| 33= | Letina lotagoals | Berry | 14 |
| 48 | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 12 |
| 48 | Ronaldo McDonald | Cephas Howard | 12 |
| 48 | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 12 |
| 48 | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 12 |
| 48 | Canary | Simon Barnes | 12 |
| 48 | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 12 |
| 48 | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 12 |
| 48 | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 12 |
| 48 | Messi Gardener | Johnny T | 12 |
| 57= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 10 |
| 57= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 10 |
| 57= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 10 |
| 57= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 10 |
| 57= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 10 |
| 62= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 8 |
| 62= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 8 |
| 62= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 8 |
| 65 | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 6 |
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