This blog post was scheduled to be guest edited by Rio Ferdinand, but at the last minute, I decided to do it myself – for footballing reasons.
So today's the day when this beautiful and open tournament with it's free-flowing spirit and sublime displays of skill welcomes… John Terry and England. What could possibly go wrong???
??- England fans amassed near Donetsk, earlier.
It's also the day when all the play-it-down, low key expectations get bundled head first out of the window. At 4.59pm the nation will once again throw off what is now 46 years of hurt and levitate collectively – "WE COULD WIN THIS YOU KNOW!"
Euroguffers' predictions for England v France 5pm:
| LIONHEARTS England win |
EUROSCEPTICS Draw |
SEDITIONISTS France win |
| Andy Grey | DK Willy | 2012sheds |
| Dario Made-the-Gradi | Tim Henman | Bayer Neverlusen |
| Simon Grayson | Sepp Bladder | Roy Hodgson |
| B B Foot | El Pringle | Mike Bassett |
| Ronaldo McDonald?? | McFuddle 'O Toole | roy the hodgson |
| Harry Redface | Benny The Ball | Strev87 |
| Lorem Ipsum | Steve Mclaren | Scotty McNasty |
| Mr. Awesome | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Don revie |
| Naven Johnson | Earsane Wanger | Tom Laidlaw |
| Yankee's Spankers | Arsenedof Nowhere | Toy Dodgson |
| Mozzer | Septic Tank Charlton | Brown Fox |
| Hansi Mueller | Simoneo Huesserelli | Ivor Greatidea |
| Vuvuzela???? | Bring Back Bobby Robson | George Osborne is a twat |
| Fabio Crapello | Is Pele Playing? | Mrs Euroguff |
| Messi Gardener | Toy Bodgson | Soccer Sage |
| Kicker Conspiracy | Bill Shankly | |
| Canary | Wicked Woy Wodgson | |
| Gazza | Christophe Woodini | |
| Paulo Di Harringtonio | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | |
| Wheat Dodger | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | |
| Stevie's Wunders | Hatch's Heros | |
| Normski Gunner | Trap A Tony | |
| Claudio Inglesias Failte | The Special [Measures] One | |
| Letina lotagoals?? | Swiss T | |
| Dirk Diggler | ||
| Del Garnett |
Oh yeah, that other game:
Euroguff League table after six games
Awkwardly, my wife is now clear leader. I promise there's no fiddling or hacking going on! Don't put me in front of Leveson!!
| Weekend name | Office name | Total | |
| 1 | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 10 |
| 2= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 8 |
| 2= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 8 |
| 2= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 8 |
| 2= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 8 |
| 2= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 8 |
| 2= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 8 |
| 2= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 8 |
| 9= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 6 |
| 9= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 6 |
| 9= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 6 |
| 9= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon | 6 |
| 9= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 6 |
| 9= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 6 |
| 9= | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 6 |
| 9= | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 6 |
| 9= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 6 |
| 9= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 6 |
| 9= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 6 |
| 9= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 6 |
| 21= | DK Willy | DK | 4 |
| 21= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 4 |
| 21= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 4 |
| 21= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 4 |
| 21= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 4 |
| 21= | B B Foot | Rory | 4 |
| 21= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 4 |
| 21= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 4 |
| 21= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 4 |
| 21= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 4 |
| 21= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 4 |
| 21= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 4 |
| 21= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 4 |
| 21= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 4 |
| 21= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 4 |
| 21= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 4 |
| 21= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 4 |
| 21= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 4 |
| 21= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 4 |
| 21= | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 4 |
| 21= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 4 |
| 21= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 4 |
| 21= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 4 |
| 21= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 4 |
| 45= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 2 |
| 45= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 2 |
| 45= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 2 |
| 45= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 2 |
| 45= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 2 |
| 45= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 2 |
| 45= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 2 |
| 45= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 2 |
| 45= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 2 |
| 45= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 2 |
| 45= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 2 |
| 45= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 2 |
| 45= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 2 |
| 45= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 2 |
| 45= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 2 |
| 45= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 2 |
| 45= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 2 |
| 45= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 2 |
| 63= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 0 |
| 63= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 0 |
| 63= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 0 |