carlosfandango

Toilet door signs with ambiguous graphics to deliberately blur the
distinction between the men’s and women’s.

(can theme pub designers just stop doing this? It was novel in the
1980s)

A coaster that sticks to the bottom of your cup/glass and then
falls on the floor

The uncertainty that comes from a foreign traffic light showing an
unexpected pattern – eg,flashing green

A motel shower curtain that billows in the steam, clinging to your
side like a soggy nylon magnet

A leaving do gift that is left behind in the drunken cab ride home

The distracting tiny fluffy ball of ink that forms on the nib of a
biro when writing

A dog poo that requires both hands to pick up. Named after the Irish goalkeeper’s famously large mitts

Spam from your friends – crap jokes, Threshers vouchers, invitations
to join yet another social network etc.