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I’ve taken the day off to see my friend Eddie at his offices inside Bletchley Park – yes, the WWII secret code-breaking centre. It’s going to be great to spend the afternoon with him as always, but there’s a massive added benefit this time.

Eddie has recently taken delivery of an original arcade copy of Defender. This is by some distance the best video game of all time. Well, it’s my favourite anyway.

I was 12 or 13 when it first came out and it’s worth remembering that none of us had ever seen anything like it. We were the first digital generation. Other than LED calculators and James Bond’s watch, no-one had seen anything that even glowed.

And here came these games, placed in cafés and seedy arcades. Rows of stand-up machines in darkened rooms that lit up with fast moving lights and pulsed with 8-bit rhythms years before techno.

Defender stood out for many reasons. It was the first sideways-scroller, had sound effects that still sound phenomenal today and… it was incredibly hard. When playing it you really felt plugged into the machine. It had five buttons and a joystick which meant both hands were permanently attached to the controls and the speed and colour and ever-present threat of imminent death meant the whole thing was an adrenaline rush. The creator, Eugene Jarvis, is a legend and also created Stargate (the sequel), Joust and the also incredible Robotron 2084.

That’s knocking on 30 years ago, but I’m unapologetically excited about a nostalgic afternoon of blasting batters, dodging mutants and smart-bombing pods.

Bet I’ll still be rubbish at it though.

Watching NFL on C4. I went to the first Wembley game in 2007 & excitedly took photos with my then brand new first gen iPhone.

The Standard East Village hotel isn’t that great (in my spoiled middle class opinion), but the view is captivating

Still the funniest thing on the internet

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DETETCIVE: We knowyu dide all them crimes.Youcant nowher to turn, Crimer! CRIMER: Im not did them crimes. (turns to camera) Im did all them

Read the full “Eppasod 1” here

I spent a big chunk of my teens in the local arcades, feeding ten pence pieces into coin-ops. There was nothing retro or ironic about these games from Atari, Namco and Williams – they were our first, dizzying experience of electronic culture. The colourful fast-changing pixels, twitching speed and space-age 8-bit sounds sometimes came together with a playability that thrilled the first digital generation.

1. Defender
2. Crystal Castles
3. Metro Cross
4. Marble Madness
5. Track and Field
6. Star Wars (vector)
7. Robotron
8. Out Run
9. Donkey Kong
10. Scramble

Loving the new crime novel by JK Rowling (under the Robert Galbraith pseudonym).

Great read – kinda like a grounded Dirk Gently

From Clive James’ Unreliable Memoirs, volume II

The annual summer art exhibition in a car park is back

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But for his distrust and jealousy he would probably have found himself much better off in the end. This will always happen that these men of the world, who go through it in armour, defend themselves from quite as much good as evil; to say nothing of the inconvenience and absurdity of mounting guard with a microscope at all times and wearing a coat of mail on the most innocent of occasions.