The big day. Again.
England need at least a draw to go through and likely play Spain on Saturday or maybe a thumping win will mean they meet Italy on Sunday.
England v Ukraine
49 blind patriots have England down to re-release Three Lions, 14 have a draw and two have Roy Hodgson being portrayed as a Chicken Kiev in tomorrow’s tabloids.
| Draw Something | Tabloid Hell |
| Tim Henman | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) |
| Bayer Neverlusen | Claudio Inglesias Failte |
| Sepp Bladder | |
| Benny The Ball | |
| Don revie | |
| George Osborne is a twat | |
| Mr. Awesome | |
| Bill Shankly | |
| Wicked Woy Wodgson | |
| Christophe Woodini | |
| Trap A Tony | |
| The Special [Measures] One | |
| Messi Gardener | |
| Del Garnett |
– Andy Carroll, representing England, yesterday
Sweden v France
39 have Les Bleus being formidable, with 22 opting for entente cordiale and a flat pack four have an ikea that it’ll be the Swedes that do the mashing.
– Laurent Blanc, discussing Mark Lawrenson, yesterday
| Ace of Base |
Bof |
| Tim Henman | Dario Made-the-Gradi |
| Benny The Ball | Roy Hodgson |
| Mr. Awesome | Sepp Bladder |
| Dirk Diggler | Mike Bassett |
| Simon Grayson | |
| roy the hodgson | |
| McFuddle ‘O Toole | |
| Scotty McNasty | |
| Earsane Wanger | |
| Toy Dodgson | |
| Brown Fox | |
| Harry Redface | |
| Arsenedof Nowhere | |
| Septic Tank Charlton | |
| Lorem Ipsum | |
| Mrs Euroguff | |
| Toy Bodgson | |
| Kicker Conspiracy | |
| Canary | |
| Hansi Mueller | |
| Claudio Inglesias Failte | |
| Swiss T |
Stand by your man
| Name of the Lord | Name of the Lordy Lordy | Total | |
| 1= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 30 |
| 1= | Yankee’s Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 30 |
| 1= | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 30 |
| 4= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 28 |
| 4= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 28 |
| 4= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon Huesser | 28 |
| 4= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 28 |
| 8= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 26 |
| 8= | B B Foot | Rory | 26 |
| 8= | Vuvuzela | Sandra Benfer | 26 |
| 8= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 26 |
| 8= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 26 |
| 8= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 26 |
| 8= | Stevie’s Wunders | Steve Andrews | 26 |
| 15= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 24 |
| 15= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 24 |
| 15= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 24 |
| 15= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 24 |
| 15= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 24 |
| 15= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 24 |
| 15= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 24 |
| 15= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 24 |
| 15= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 24 |
| 15= | Swiss T | Thomas Angst | 24 |
| 25= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 22 |
| 25= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 22 |
| 25= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 22 |
| 25= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 22 |
| 25= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 22 |
| 25= | Ronaldo McDonald | Cephas Howard | 22 |
| 25= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 22 |
| 25= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 22 |
| 25= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 22 |
| 25= | Hatch’s Heros | Chris Matthews | 22 |
| 25= | Letina lotagoals | Berry | 22 |
| 36= | DK Willy | DK | 20 |
| 36= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 20 |
| 36= | McFuddle ‘O Toole | Gordon | 20 |
| 36= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 20 |
| 36= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 20 |
| 36= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 20 |
| 36= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 20 |
| 36= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 20 |
| 36= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 20 |
| 45= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 18 |
| 45= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 18 |
| 45= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 18 |
| 45= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 18 |
| 45= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 18 |
| 45= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 18 |
| 45= | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 18 |
| 45= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 18 |
| 45= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 18 |
| 45= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 18 |
| 45= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T | 18 |
| 45= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 18 |
| 57= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 16 |
| 57= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 16 |
| 57= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 16 |
| 57= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 16 |
| 61= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 14 |
| 61= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 14 |
| 61= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 14 |
| 64= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 12 |
| 64= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 12 |