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Hollololololololand – Euroguff Day 11

Angela Merkel responds to Ireland’s #donttellmerkel The Irish may be going home, but Spain, Italy and Croatia have it all to play for. Day 11, and it’s counting time for the Group of Debt. Who should I cheer for? Italy v Ireland Seen in terms of c…

Angela Merkel responds to Ireland’s #donttellmerkel

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The Irish may be going home, but Spain, Italy and Croatia have it all to play for. Day 11, and it’s counting time for the Group of Debt.

Who should I cheer for? Italy v Ireland 

Seen in terms of carbohydrates, 42 Euroguffers have Italy getting pasta post, 18 can stomach a stodgy draw and five have Ireland as the ‘champ‘. BWHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL. 

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You’ll never beat the Irish Channeling Ray Houghton
Roy Hodgson Bring Back Bobby Robson
Mike Bassett Mr. Awesome
roy the hodgson Kicker Conspiracy
McFuddle ‘O Toole Trap A Tony
Benny The Ball Messi Gardener
Strev87  
Scotty McNasty  
Steve Mclaren  
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)  
Brown Fox  
Arsenedof Nowhere  
Septic Tank Charlton  
Lorem Ipsum  
Normski Gunner  
Claudio Inglesias Failte  
Dirk Diggler  
Del Garnett  
Swiss T  

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Who should I cheers for? Croatia v Spain
No fewer than 58 Eurogees have Spain reigning, with six thinking the Balkans are more complicated than that and just Yankee’s Spankers thinking the Spanish will end up with empanada.

Croatia win Stalemate
Yankee’s Spankers Bayer Neverlusen
  Scotty McNasty
  Tom Laidlaw
  Bring Back Bobby Robson
  Toy Bodgson
  Normski Gunner
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El País v Sunday Mirror

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 – Defender Raúl Albiol artfully rendered in the Spanish paper

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 – Alex Gerrard in a bikini. On her wedding anniversary.

Stand and deliver

  Named Shamed Total
1 Yankee’s Spankers Dave Robertshaw 28
2= Arsenedof Nowhere Darren Hanson 26
2= Mrs Euroguff Mrs Carlosfandango_ 26
2= Paulo Di Harringtonio Paul Harrington 26
5= Tim Henman david hickson 24
5= Simoneo Huesserelli Simon Huesser 24
5= Hansi Mueller Bernd Friedle 24
8= Sepp Bladder Carl Mesner Lyons 22
8= B B Foot Rory 22
8= Brown Fox Jim Chambers 22
8= Kicker Conspiracy Tim Fiddies 22
8= Vuvuzela   Sandra Benfer 22
8= Wheat Dodger Leanne McGirr 22
8= Wicked Woy Wodgson David Patterson 22
8= Fabio Crapello Martin B 22
8= Stevie’s Wunders Steve Andrews 22
8= Del Garnett Darren Gavigan 22
8= Swiss T Thomas Angst 22
19= Bayer Neverlusen Rob Broome 20
19= Simon Grayson Paul Revy 20
19= Steve Mclaren JT 20
19= Bring Back Bobby Robson Dan Jamieson 20
19= Naven Johnson Eddie Vassallo 20
19= Is Pele Playing? John Orta 20
19= Gazza Gary Taylor 20
19= Christophe Woodini Chris Wood 20
19= The Special [Measures] One Tim Donnelly Smith 20
28= Andy Grey Darren Holdaway 18
28= 2012sheds Pete smith 18
28= El Pringle Keith Pringle 18
28= roy the hodgson harvey 18
28= McFuddle ‘O Toole Gordon  18
28= Benny The Ball Nick Townend 18
28= Scotty McNasty Andrew Robb 18
28= Ronaldo McDonald  Cephas Howard  18
28= Don revie Simon Andrews 18
28= Bill Shankly Bob Steadman 18
28= Anjusha Klins-Morinho Anna Wilson 18
28= Hatch’s Heros Chris Matthews 18
28= Normski Gunner Norman House 18
28= Letina lotagoals  Berry 18
42= DK Willy DK 16
42= Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Matt Brooke-Smith 16
42= Earsane Wanger Paul Shaw 16
42= Toy Dodgson Kelsey O 16
42= Harry Redface Dan McGrath 16
42= Ivor Greatidea Steve Edney 16
42= Septic Tank Charlton Jeremy Crisp 16
42= Toy Bodgson Tom Barton 16
42= Trap A Tony Tony Power 16
42= Messi Gardener Johnny T  16
52= Roy Hodgson John Catterfeld 14
52= Mike Bassett Eamonn Newell 14
52= Tom Laidlaw Tom Laidlaw 14
52= George Osborne is a twat Andy Young 14
52= Canary Simon Barnes 14
52= Soccer Sage Mike Xenakis 14
52= Mozzer Paul Conroy 14
52= Big Ron Colonel Saunders Andrew Hartland 14
52= Dirk Diggler Nik Goodman 14
61= Strev87 dave strevett 12
61= Mr. Awesome Geroge Pokorny 12
63= Dario Made-the-Gradi David of Crook 10
63= Lorem Ipsum Jon D 10
63= Claudio Inglesias Failte Claude Tonna-Barthet 10

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