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A dog poo that requires both hands to pick up. Named after the Irish goalkeeper’s famously large mitts

Spam from your friends – crap jokes, Threshers vouchers, invitations
to join yet another social network etc.

A spoon in the sink lying at exactly the right angle to spurt water all over you as soon as the tap is turned on

Cheap rhetorical trick of making someone look evasive by forcing upon them a limited choice of answers when the situation is really more complex.

“Will you absolutely, 100% commit to saving the planet, yes or no? It’s a simple question!”

A restaurant whose prices are more substantial than their portions