sleeplines
Waking up with marks on your body caused by deep sleep next to fabric patterns & creases. They often resemble spectacular body art or, one one memorable occasion, Scalextric tracks
tonguebobble
Indecision about whether to bite off one of those tiny white spots at the end of your tongue
binlifter
A person who distracts their tv-watching partner with random, unlikely fidgets
Trundle Alley
The life-sapping parade of illuminated posters in airport terminals advertising business gadgets and management consultancies
brownhouse
a person who comes across as a grumpy pants, but reality they’re just too ashamed of their bad teeth to smile