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Bed fu

The ‘marital art’ of re-arranging the duvet by a series of undercover kicks and punches. Often used to move the buttoned bit to the bottom of the bed

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Binstructions

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Commonly ignored guidelines – such as the directions to leave a microwaved meal after cooking for two minutes ‘to stand’.

(cf: binutes)

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Minification

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The soothsaying appearance of Mini Coopers in a neighbourhood; the first sign of urban gentrification – precedes delicatessens, gastropubs and Starbucks by approximately 12 months