Month: December 2007
Careful, I’ll nick it
Wanting to play your new CD/DVD but being frustrated by the unnecessary and seamless cellophane packaging. Guaranteed to break teeth or require scissors that scratch the case.
Ian Beale looks like Luke Skywalker
may the fawce be wiv’ you
The fruitless jab-jabbing of your card in an ATM machine that is still chirpily displaying “thank you for using” long after the last customer has gone