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Cousteau Cream

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A biscuit that breaks off during dunking and sinks to a wet, sugary grave of tea

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Hourbottom

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The clock you don’t know how to adjust so stays wrong by one hour until springtime

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Bah code

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The crumpled barcode on a plastic packet that the cashier has to grumpily type in manually

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Chonsil

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The little sticky-out bit inside your cheek due to accidentally, and painfully, biting yourself

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Toothwaste

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The toothpaste that falls into the sink when you knock the brush over while trying to put the cap back on

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Tile Fever

The hard to suppress excitement of knowing you have a fantastic seven letter word ready for your next turn at Scrabble.

It’s bittersweet because there’s there’s always the danger that that your opponent will spoil it by inadvertently going there