The Winner Takes it All – Euroguff day 8

Jamie quips, "Swedish is a North Germanic language, related and very similar to Danish and Norwegian, but differing in pronunciation and orthography.??Along with Finnish, four other minority languages are also recognized: Me??nkieli, Sami, Romani and Yiddish"

Forty-four Euroguffers have England winning, with twenty experience-weary souls fearing a draw.??Just one tea-bothering revolutionary, Mr Awesome, has Sweden beating England.??An American by nature, Mr Awesome has, by curious coincidence, today been reported to the Home Office for visa irregularities.

Money, Money, Money – the England manager, yesterday

SOS Sweden win	Mamma Mia draw
Mr. Awesome	2012sheds
	Roy Hodgson
	Mike Bassett
	Simon Grayson
	McFuddle 'O Toole
	Ronaldo McDonald??
	Don revie
	Earsane Wanger
	Tom Laidlaw
	Toy Dodgson
	Brown Fox
	George Osborne is a twat
	Septic Tank Charlton
	Lorem Ipsum
	Bring Back Bobby Robson
	Canary
	Christophe Woodini
	Big Ron Colonel Saunders
	Trap A Tony
	Claudio Inglesias Failte

Super Troupers Ukraine win	Fernandos draw
El Pringle	Andy Grey
Benny The Ball	Roy Hodgson
Septic Tank Charlton	Sepp Bladder
Dirk Diggler	Mike Bassett
	Strev87
	Scotty McNasty
	Tom Laidlaw
	Ivor Greatidea
	Mr. Awesome
	Canary
	Soccer Sage
	Bill Shankly
	The Special [Measures] One
	Normski Gunner

Awkwardly, I'm now in equal first place. I've had this Jay bloke pestering me all day – something about my texts to Roy Hodgson, but I simply can't remember.

	Dancing	Dancing Queen	Total
1=	Tim Henman	david hickson	18
1=	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	18
1=	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	18
1=	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	18
1=	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	18
1=	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	18
7=	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	16
7=	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	16
7=	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	16
7=	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	16
7=	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	16
7=	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	16
7=	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	16
7=	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	16
15=	2012sheds	Pete smith	14
15=	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	14
15=	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	14
15=	B B Foot	Rory	14
15=	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	14
15=	Steve Mclaren	JT	14
15=	Don revie	Simon Andrews	14
15=	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	14
15=	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	14
15=	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	14
15=	Gazza	Gary Taylor	14
15=	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	14
15=	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	14
15=	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	14
15=	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	14
15=	Normski Gunner	Norman House	14
15=	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	14
32=	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	12
32=	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	12
32=	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	12
32=	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	12
32=	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	12
32=	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	12
32=	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	12
32=	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	12
32=	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	12
32=	Canary	Simon Barnes	12
32=	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	12
32=	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	12
32=	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	12
45=	DK Willy	DK	10
45=	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	10
45=	roy the hodgson	harvey	10
45=	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	10
45=	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	10
45=	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	10
45=	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	10
45=	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	10
45=	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	10
45=	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	10
45=	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	10
56=	Strev87	dave strevett	8
56=	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	8
56=	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	8
56=	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	8
56=	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	8
56=	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	8
62=	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	6
62=	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	6
62=	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	6
65	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	4

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