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England expects – Euroguff Day 4

This blog post was scheduled to be guest edited by Rio Ferdinand, but at the last minute, I decided to do it myself – for footballing reasons.So today’s the day when this beautiful and open tournament with it’s free-flowing spirit and sublime disp…

This blog post was scheduled to be guest edited by Rio Ferdinand, but at the last minute, I decided to do it myself – for footballing reasons.

So today's the day when this beautiful and open tournament with it's free-flowing spirit and sublime displays of skill welcomes… John Terry and England. What could possibly go wrong???


??- England fans amassed near Donetsk, earlier.

It's also the day when all the play-it-down, low key expectations get bundled head first out of the window. At 4.59pm the nation will once again throw off what is now 46 years of hurt and levitate collectively – "WE COULD WIN THIS YOU KNOW!"

Euroguffers' predictions for England v France 5pm:

England win
France win
Andy Grey DK Willy 2012sheds
Dario Made-the-Gradi Tim Henman Bayer Neverlusen
Simon Grayson Sepp Bladder Roy Hodgson
B B Foot El Pringle Mike Bassett
Ronaldo McDonald?? McFuddle 'O Toole roy the hodgson
Harry Redface Benny The Ball Strev87
Lorem Ipsum Steve Mclaren Scotty McNasty
Mr. Awesome Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Don revie
Naven Johnson Earsane Wanger Tom Laidlaw
Yankee's Spankers Arsenedof Nowhere Toy Dodgson
Mozzer Septic Tank Charlton Brown Fox
Hansi Mueller Simoneo Huesserelli Ivor Greatidea
Vuvuzela???? Bring Back Bobby Robson George Osborne is a twat
Fabio Crapello Is Pele Playing? Mrs Euroguff
Messi Gardener Toy Bodgson Soccer Sage
Kicker Conspiracy Bill Shankly
Canary Wicked Woy Wodgson
Gazza Christophe Woodini
Paulo Di Harringtonio Anjusha Klins-Morinho
Wheat Dodger Big Ron Colonel Saunders
Stevie's Wunders Hatch's Heros
Normski Gunner Trap A Tony
Claudio Inglesias Failte The Special [Measures] One
Letina lotagoals?? Swiss T
Dirk Diggler
Del Garnett

Oh yeah, that other game:


Euroguff League table after six games
Awkwardly, my wife is now clear leader. I promise there's no fiddling or hacking going on! Don't put me in front of Leveson!!

Weekend name Office name Total
1 Mrs Euroguff Mrs Carlosfandango_ 10
2= 2012sheds Pete smith 8
2= Don revie Simon Andrews 8
2= Brown Fox Jim Chambers 8
2= Vuvuzela???? Sandra Benfer 8
2= Stevie's Wunders Steve Andrews 8
2= Del Garnett Darren Gavigan 8
2= Swiss T Thomas Angst 8
9= Andy Grey Darren Holdaway 6
9= El Pringle Keith Pringle 6
9= Arsenedof Nowhere Darren Hanson 6
9= Simoneo Huesserelli Simon 6
9= Bring Back Bobby Robson Dan Jamieson 6
9= Naven Johnson Eddie Vassallo 6
9= Soccer Sage Mike Xenakis 6
9= Yankee's Spankers Dave Robertshaw 6
9= Wheat Dodger Leanne McGirr 6
9= Wicked Woy Wodgson David Patterson 6
9= Christophe Woodini Chris Wood 6
9= Hatch's Heros Chris Matthews 6
21= DK Willy DK 4
21= Tim Henman david hickson 4
21= Bayer Neverlusen Rob Broome 4
21= Sepp Bladder Carl Mesner Lyons 4
21= Mike Bassett Eamonn Newell 4
21= B B Foot Rory 4
21= McFuddle 'O Toole Gordon?? 4
21= Benny The Ball Nick Townend 4
21= Strev87 dave strevett 4
21= Scotty McNasty Andrew Robb 4
21= Steve Mclaren JT 4
21= Earsane Wanger Paul Shaw 4
21= Toy Dodgson Kelsey O 4
21= Harry Redface Dan McGrath 4
21= Ivor Greatidea Steve Edney 4
21= Septic Tank Charlton Jeremy Crisp 4
21= Is Pele Playing? John Orta 4
21= Toy Bodgson Tom Barton 4
21= Canary Simon Barnes 4
21= Paulo Di Harringtonio Paul Harrington 4
21= Hansi Mueller Bernd Friedle 4
21= Fabio Crapello Martin B 4
21= Anjusha Klins-Morinho Anna Wilson 4
21= Big Ron Colonel Saunders Andrew Hartland 4
45= Roy Hodgson John Catterfeld 2
45= Simon Grayson Paul Revy 2
45= roy the hodgson harvey 2
45= Ronaldo McDonald?? Cephas Howard?? 2
45= Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Matt Brooke-Smith 2
45= Tom Laidlaw Tom Laidlaw 2
45= George Osborne is a twat Andy Young 2
45= Mr. Awesome Geroge Pokorny 2
45= Kicker Conspiracy Tim Fiddies 2
45= Bill Shankly Bob Steadman 2
45= Gazza Gary Taylor 2
45= Mozzer Paul Conroy 2
45= Trap A Tony Tony Power 2
45= The Special [Measures] One Tim Donnelly Smith 2
45= Messi Gardener Johnny T?? 2
45= Normski Gunner Norman House 2
45= Claudio Inglesias Failte Claude Tonna-Barthet 2
45= Letina lotagoals?? Berry 2
63= Dario Made-the-Gradi David of Crook 0
63= Lorem Ipsum Jon D 0
63= Dirk Diggler Nik Goodman 0

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