After a splendidly odd opening ceremony that was just two edits away from a creepy Aphex Twin video, Euro 2012 is under way
Poland v Greece was a cracking opener. After going a goal (and a man) down, there were devaluing rumours about the Germans having to come on and bail the Greeks out. In the end, they didn't need it and would have won other than for??that saved penalty.
And weren't Russia good! No-one from the 65 (SIXTY FIVE!!) Euroguff predictors has them down as tournament winners – just two hardline communist sympathisers have them making the semis – Medals For Work in Agriculture??get pinned on Dave Bassett (Eamonn N) and Don Revie (Simon A).
Today should be a bloodbath. Time, ladies and gentlemen for the Group of Death!
This is how Euroguffers?? see the scythe swinging:
Just two heretics, Yankee's Spankers (Dave R) and Mrs Euroguff (Sally) have the Danes being great.
Statistically Misleading Early League Table???
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| Euroguffer | Street name | Total | |
| 1= | Brown Fox | Jim Chambers | 4 |
| 1= | Vuvuzela???? | Sandra Benfer | 4 |
| 1= | Wheat Dodger | Leanne McGirr | 4 |
| 1= | Wicked Woy Wodgson | David Patterson | 4 |
| 1= | Del Garnett | Darren Gavigan | 4 |
| 1= | Swiss T | Thomas | 4 |
| 7= | Andy Grey | Darren Holdaway | 2 |
| 7= | Tim Henman | david hickson | 2 |
| 7= | 2012sheds | Pete smith | 2 |
| 7= | Sepp Bladder | Carl Mesner Lyons | 2 |
| 7= | Mike Bassett | Eamonn Newell | 2 |
| 7= | B B Foot | Rory | 2 |
| 7= | McFuddle 'O Toole | Gordon?? | 2 |
| 7= | Benny The Ball | Nick Townend | 2 |
| 7= | Strev87 | dave strevett | 2 |
| 7= | Steve Mclaren | JT | 2 |
| 7= | Ronaldo McDonald?? | Cephas Howard?? | 2 |
| 7= | Don revie | Simon Andrews | 2 |
| 7= | Earsane Wanger | Paul Shaw | 2 |
| 7= | Toy Dodgson | Kelsey O | 2 |
| 7= | Arsenedof Nowhere | Darren Hanson | 2 |
| 7= | Septic Tank Charlton | Jeremy Crisp | 2 |
| 7= | Simoneo Huesserelli | Simon | 2 |
| 7= | Bring Back Bobby Robson | Dan Jamieson | 2 |
| 7= | Mr. Awesome | Geroge Pokorny | 2 |
| 7= | Naven Johnson | Eddie Vassallo | 2 |
| 7= | Mrs Euroguff | Mrs Carlosfandango_ | 2 |
| 7= | Is Pele Playing? | John Orta | 2 |
| 7= | Toy Bodgson | Tom Barton | 2 |
| 7= | Canary | Simon Barnes | 2 |
| 7= | Soccer Sage | Mike Xenakis | 2 |
| 7= | Christophe Woodini | Chris Wood | 2 |
| 7= | Hatch's Heros | Chris Matthews | 2 |
| 7= | Stevie's Wunders | Steve Andrews | 2 |
| 35= | DK Willy | DK | 0 |
| 35= | Dario Made-the-Gradi | David of Crook | 0 |
| 35= | Bayer Neverlusen | Rob Broome | 0 |
| 35= | Roy Hodgson | John Catterfeld | 0 |
| 35= | El Pringle | Keith Pringle | 0 |
| 35= | Simon Grayson | Paul Revy | 0 |
| 35= | roy the hodgson | harvey | 0 |
| 35= | Scotty McNasty | Andrew Robb | 0 |
| 35= | Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) | Matt Brooke-Smith | 0 |
| 35= | Tom Laidlaw | Tom Laidlaw | 0 |
| 35= | Harry Redface | Dan McGrath | 0 |
| 35= | Ivor Greatidea | Steve Edney | 0 |
| 35= | George Osborne is a twat | Andy Young | 0 |
| 35= | Lorem Ipsum | Jon D | 0 |
| 35= | Kicker Conspiracy | Tim Fiddies | 0 |
| 35= | Yankee's Spankers | Dave Robertshaw | 0 |
| 35= | Bill Shankly | Bob Steadman | 0 |
| 35= | Gazza | Gary Taylor | 0 |
| 35= | Paulo Di Harringtonio | Paul Harrington | 0 |
| 35= | Mozzer | Paul Conroy | 0 |
| 35= | Hansi Mueller | Bernd Friedle | 0 |
| 35= | Fabio Crapello | Martin B | 0 |
| 35= | Anjusha Klins-Morinho | Anna Wilson | 0 |
| 35= | Big Ron Colonel Saunders | Andrew Hartland | 0 |
| 35= | Trap A Tony | Tony Power | 0 |
| 35= | Dirk Diggler | Nik Goodman | 0 |
| 35= | Messi Gardener | Johnny T?? | 0 |
| 35= | Normski Gunner | Norman House | 0 |
| 35= | Claudio Inglesias Failte | Claude Tonna-Barthet | 0 |
| 35= | Letina lotagoals?? | Berry | 0 |
| 35= | The Special [Measures] One | Tim Donnelly Smith | 0 |
