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You’ll never beat the Irish – Euroguff Day 7

NEW GIMMICK! Last night we had Euroguff Live as @subterranean_ Eddie Gufftweeted??? from a pub in Holland as the Edam fanciers tiptoed to the brink of exiting Euro 2012. No fewer than thirteen predictors have them as tournament winners. OLD GIMMICK!…

NEW GIMMICK!

Last night we had Euroguff Live as @subterranean_ Eddie Gufftweeted from a pub in Holland as the Edam fanciers tiptoed to the brink of exiting Euro 2012. No fewer than thirteen predictors have them as tournament winners.

OLD GIMMICK!
Who Should I Be Cheering For Today?

Italy v Croatia, 5pm
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Most Euroguffers have this down as a win for Italy, but three Dalmatians have the Croats being victorious.

Draw Croatia win
Tim Henman roy the hodgson
Bayer Neverlusen Soccer Sage
Roy Hodgson Letina lotagoals 
Sepp Bladder  
Simon Grayson  
B B Foot  
McFuddle ‘O Toole  
Benny The Ball  
Tom Laidlaw  
Brown Fox  
Arsenedof Nowhere  
Septic Tank Charlton  
Bring Back Bobby Robson  
Naven Johnson  
Canary  
Wicked Woy Wodgson  
Hatch’s Heros  
The Special [Measures] One  
Normski Gunner  
Del Garnett  

Spain v Ireland, 7.45pm
A fierce game for the Irish. No fewer that sixty-tree Euroguffers see this as an open goal for the, er, reigning world and European champions. Mr Awesome sticks his neck out for a draw but someone buy Claudio Inglesias Failte a pint of Guinness, a packet of Taito and a large Jameson chaser! Green-blooded Claud stands grand as the only player to have Ireland down to win this fecker. The same Claude recently got into trouble with his wife when he bet their house on Jedward for Eurovision.

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 – Claude, yesterday

  Martin Sorrell Shareholders Total
1= Simoneo Huesserelli Simon Huesser 16
1= Mrs Euroguff Mrs Carlosfandango_ 16
3= Tim Henman david hickson 14
3= Sepp Bladder Carl Mesner Lyons 14
3= Brown Fox Jim Chambers 14
3= Arsenedof Nowhere Darren Hanson 14
3= Yankee’s Spankers Dave Robertshaw 14
3= Paulo Di Harringtonio Paul Harrington 14
3= Hansi Mueller Bernd Friedle 14
3= Vuvuzela   Sandra Benfer 14
3= Stevie’s Wunders Steve Andrews 14
12= 2012sheds Pete smith 12
12= Steve Mclaren JT 12
12= Don revie Simon Andrews 12
12= Bring Back Bobby Robson Dan Jamieson 12
12= Is Pele Playing? John Orta 12
12= Kicker Conspiracy Tim Fiddies 12
12= Gazza Gary Taylor 12
12= Wheat Dodger Leanne McGirr 12
12= Wicked Woy Wodgson David Patterson 12
12= Fabio Crapello Martin B 12
12= Christophe Woodini Chris Wood 12
12= Del Garnett Darren Gavigan 12
12= Swiss T Thomas Angst 12
25= Andy Grey Darren Holdaway 10
25= Bayer Neverlusen Rob Broome 10
25= El Pringle Keith Pringle 10
25= Simon Grayson Paul Revy 10
25= B B Foot Rory 10
25= Benny The Ball Nick Townend 10
25= Scotty McNasty Andrew Robb 10
25= Earsane Wanger Paul Shaw 10
25= Toy Dodgson Kelsey O 10
25= Ivor Greatidea Steve Edney 10
25= Naven Johnson Eddie Vassallo 10
25= Bill Shankly Bob Steadman 10
25= Trap A Tony Tony Power 10
25= The Special [Measures] One Tim Donnelly Smith 10
25= Normski Gunner Norman House 10
40= DK Willy DK 8
40= Roy Hodgson John Catterfeld 8
40= Mike Bassett Eamonn Newell 8
40= roy the hodgson harvey 8
40= McFuddle ‘O Toole Gordon  8
40= Ronaldo McDonald  Cephas Howard  8
40= Harry Redface Dan McGrath 8
40= Septic Tank Charlton Jeremy Crisp 8
40= Toy Bodgson Tom Barton 8
40= Canary Simon Barnes 8
40= Soccer Sage Mike Xenakis 8
40= Anjusha Klins-Morinho Anna Wilson 8
40= Big Ron Colonel Saunders Andrew Hartland 8
40= Hatch’s Heros Chris Matthews 8
40= Letina lotagoals  Berry 8
40= Strev87 dave strevett 6
56= Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box) Matt Brooke-Smith 6
56= Tom Laidlaw Tom Laidlaw 6
56= George Osborne is a twat Andy Young 6
56= Mr. Awesome Geroge Pokorny 6
56= Mozzer Paul Conroy 6
56= Messi Gardener Johnny T  6
56= Claudio Inglesias Failte Claude Tonna-Barthet 6
56= Dirk Diggler Nik Goodman 6
64 Lorem Ipsum Jon D 4
65 Dario Made-the-Gradi David of Crook 2!!!!!

INTRODUCING THE OFFICIAL EUROGUFF LOGO!
Thanks to Harry Redface, aka Dan McGrath

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