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Standing up against The Man

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date July 21, 2012

It’s a fairly impressive but dry day at the Oval. The crowd are
filling the fun gap by creating huge stack towers of empty (plastic)
beer glasses.

The entertainment comes when the stewards, duty-bound, come to get
them, only for people to hand them off the other way,
piggy-in-the-middle style. Much cheering ensues.

It’s civil disobedience, the cricket way. I bet Boris would love it.

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Here comes the summer

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date July 21, 2012

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Fahrenheit 451

Post author By carllyons
Post date July 13, 2012

The author’s death prompted me to read this modern classic. Of a similar “dystopian future” era/genre to I am Legend, 1984 and The Man in the High Castle, it’s clearly the fruit of post-war, atomic age fear – a place where the threat of totalitarianism was real and the paranoid witch hunts of McCarthy were in full anger. What a damaging and damaged time that was.

One thought – it could almost be the prequel to one of my favourite books, Ridley Walker by Russell Hoban. But I won’t spoil either by making the connection.

But this is not a misery fest. Nor does it feel like science fiction – it’s just a great novel. File under “why hadn’t I read this before?” I shall read more Ray Bradbury.

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Mexico ’70

Post author By carlguff
Post date July 10, 2012

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Mexico ’70

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date July 10, 2012

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Spanish victory car horns #euroguff

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date July 1, 2012

Euro 2012 car horns.m4a
Listen on Posterous

In, er, Lausanne

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And finally – Euroguff finale

Post author By carlguff
Post date July 1, 2012

Congratulations Spain – winners of Euro 2012

Arthur Andersen??have completed their audit of the results and these are??the final standings.??

Note there are no more places to hide??like??"21st equal" anymore,??as the standings have been sorted firstly on points and then on nearness to minute of first goal (everybody raise your hands for the??ABS??function in Excel).??Mildly interesting fact:??Letina lotagoals (@BerryRyan) was closest to guessing the correct time. She guessed 12' vs. actual 14'

	Real Name	Manager Name
1	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	80
2	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	68
3	Tim Henman	david hickson	66
4	roy the hodgson	harvey	66
5	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	64
6	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	64
7	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	64
8	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	64
9	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	62
10	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	62
11	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	62
12	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	62
13	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	60
14	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	60
15	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	60
16	B B Foot	Rory	60
17	Gazza	Gary Taylor	58
18	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	58
19	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	58
20	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	58
21	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	58
22	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	56
23	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	56
24	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	56
25	Canary	Simon Barnes	56
26	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	56
27	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	54
28	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	54
29	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	54
30	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	54
31	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	54
32	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	54
33	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	54
34	DK Willy	DK	54
35	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	54
36	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	52
37	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	52
38	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	52
39	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	52
40	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	52
41	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	52
42	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	52
43	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	50
44	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	50
45	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	50
46	Don revie	Simon Andrews	50
47	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	50
48	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	50
49	Steve Mclaren	JT	48
50	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	48
51	2012sheds	Pete smith	48
52	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	48
53	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	48
54	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	46
55	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	46
56	Normski Gunner	Norman House	44
57	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	44
58	Strev87	dave strevett	44
59	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	42
60	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	42
61	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	42
62	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	42
63	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	42
64	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	40
65	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	40

Congratulations to clear winner??Paulo Di Harringtono??- Euroguff Supreme Champion 2012!

And nose-holding commiserations to Jeremy Crisp, winner of our pungent??Brown Jersey, who tied on points, but guessed nine minutes worse on goal time.

??- Jeremy, planning his revenge, yesterday

An archive of all these Euroguff posts is here??and??nosey spreadsheet types??can??see all the entries??here.

Thanks for playing.??See you in Brasil.

If you've enjoyed playing, please share and support the??Official Euroguff Charity Appeal

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Official Euroguff Charity Appeal

Post author By carlguff
Post date July 1, 2012

If you’ve enjoyed playing Euroguff, then please read this and support grass roots African football

http://riftivalleysocceracademy.posterous.com/rvsa-appeal-for-your-help

A good friend of mine, and Euroguff player, is involved in The Rifti Valley Soccer Academy. Based in the small town of Rongai, Kenya, it’s aim is to provide football coaching to the children from the Rongai slums.

The goal is to provide the children with fun, stop them getting bored and into trouble and to learn good values through teamwork.

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Euro 2012 final – special match ball design revealed

Post author By carlguff
Post date July 1, 2012

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It’s the final guffdown – Euroguff day 24

Post author By carlguff
Post date July 1, 2012

If Guffers are level on points after tonight’s final, then the minute of the first goal will come into play. Below is the distribution of predictions across the potential 0-120 minutes. Quite data beautiful isn’t it. Most people by far think the first goal will be in the opening 45 minutes. Only two guffers think the first goal will be in extra time and one miserly radical thinks it’ll be 0-0 after 120 minutes.

That graph is tiny isn’t it? Here’s a better list

Bonus info fun

Full archive of guff here

http://euroguff.posterous.com/

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Idea for Swiss Eminem tribute act

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date June 30, 2012

Emmental.

“Sandwiches would be so empty – without me”

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Analyse this – Euroguff Day 23

Post author By export export
Post date June 30, 2012
1 Comment on Analyse this – Euroguff Day 23

No games today, so in Test Match Special stylee, I shall guff on about something tangential whilst alternating between an unfathomably posh voice and a heavily accented one.

Here at Prediction Towers we love bit of nerdery, so away with anecdotes about cake, pigeons or passing buses, here’s a trip into the Euroguff analytics.

Left to my own devices

42% of predictors used a mobile phone to get their hands on Euroguff news. That over-indexes against the expected platform distribution.

Truly an international event

Visitors from fifteen countries have had their passports stamped with the Euroguff logo. I am particular intrigued to see that the game was accessed once from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Social media

62% of visits came via social referral, with Twitter being eight times more potent than facebook

– Mark Zuckerberg buying a commemorative plate for $1bn, yesterday

Who’s the Linux user!?

Bill Gates will not be happy that 78% of visits come from Euroguffers rocking Apple operating systems. Just 29% from Windows and there was one sweaty boffin using Linux lentilware.

– Bill Gates with the new Microsoft Surface tablet, yesterday

Euroguff archive

http://euroguff.posterous.com

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The self preservation society – Euroguff day 22

Post author By export export
Post date June 29, 2012

Well done Balotelli

Are Italy peaking at the right moment?

Spain v Italy – the Final

How Euroguffers see it. Not many had the Italians getting all the way to the final.

Spain: 37% to win the final and 31% to lose the final
Italy: 2% to win the final and 3% to lose the final

Penultimate table after the two semi-final exits

	Super Name	Super Mario Name
1	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	76
2=	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	64
2=	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	64
2=	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	64
5=	Tim Henman	david hickson	62
5=	roy the hodgson	harvey	62
5=	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	62
5=	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	62
9=	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	60
9=	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	60
9=	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	60
9=	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	60
13=	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	58
13=	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	58
13=	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	58
13=	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	58
13=	Gazza	Gary Taylor	58
13=	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	58
19=	B B Foot	Rory	56
19=	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	56
19=	Canary	Simon Barnes	56
19=	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	56
19=	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	56
19=	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	56
19=	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	56
26=	DK Willy	DK	54
26=	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	54
26=	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	54
26=	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	54
26=	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	54
31=	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	52
31=	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	52
31=	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	52
31=	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	52
35=	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	50
35=	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	50
35=	Don revie	Simon Andrews	50
35=	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	50
35=	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	50
35=	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	50
35=	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	50
35=	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	50
35=	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	50
35=	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	50
35=	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	50
46=	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	48
46=	Steve Mclaren	JT	48
46=	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	48
46=	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	48
46=	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	48
46=	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	48
52=	2012sheds	Pete smith	44
52=	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	44
52=	Normski Gunner	Norman House	44
52=	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	44
56=	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	42
56=	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	42
56=	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	42
56=	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	42
56=	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	42
56=	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	42
62=	Strev87	dave strevett	40
62=	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	40
64	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	38
65	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	36

How long does it take to make a piece of string?

Brilliant Euro 2012 animation

Tweet to the beat

http://euroguff.posterous.com/twitter-and-euroguff

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Paying the ultimate penalty – Euroguff day 21

Post author By export export
Post date June 28, 2012

People are ready to put Ronaldo on trial for Portugal's penalty exit, but he has declined to answer questions and has taken the fifth.

Either way, the Portugese are homeward bound,??so who gets to play Spain in the final?

Semi Final 2: Germany v Italy

More guffpoints up for grabs tonight. 22% have Italy crying onto their carpaccio whereas 17% have the Germans weeping on their weisswurst????

??-??Mario Ballotelli's hair farm, yesterday

Points with only two matches left

	Fourth penalty	Fifth penalty
1	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	76
2=	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	64
2=	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	64
4=	Tim Henman	david hickson	62
4=	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	62
4=	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	62
7=	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	60
7=	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	60
7=	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	60
7=	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	60
11=	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	58
11=	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	58
11=	roy the hodgson	harvey	58
11=	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	58
11=	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	58
11=	Gazza	Gary Taylor	58
11=	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	58
18=	B B Foot	Rory	56
18=	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	56
18=	Canary	Simon Barnes	56
18=	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	56
18=	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	56
18=	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	56
18=	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	56
25=	DK Willy	DK	54
25=	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	54
25=	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	54
25=	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	54
29=	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	52
29=	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	52
29=	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	52
29=	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	52
33=	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	50
33=	Don revie	Simon Andrews	50
33=	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	50
33=	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	50
33=	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	50
33=	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	50
33=	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	50
33=	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	50
33=	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	50
33=	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	50
43=	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	48
43=	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	48
43=	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	48
43=	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	48
47=	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	46
47=	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	46
49=	2012sheds	Pete smith	44
49=	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	44
49=	Steve Mclaren	JT	44
49=	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	44
49=	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	44
49=	Normski Gunner	Norman House	44
49=	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	44
56=	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	42
56=	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	42
56=	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	42
56=	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	42
56=	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	42
56=	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	42
62=	Strev87	dave strevett	40
62=	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	40
64	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	38
65	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	36

Archive of all Euroguffery??

http://euroguff.posterous.com/

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Mano-a-mano – Euroguff day 20

Post author By export export
Post date June 27, 2012

NEW GIMMICK – Euroguff Quiz!

As every 1940s public schoolboy knows, the Iberian Peninsula is located in the extreme southwest of Europe and includes the modern-day sovereign states of Spain, Portugal and Andorra, as well as the British Overseas Territory Gambling Capital of Gibraltar.

As such, Iberia is the westernmost of the three major southern European peninsulas. But what are the other two? Answer at the end of this post.

Semi Final 1: Spain v Portugal

29% of Euroguffers have Spain losing in the semi finals and 14% have Portugal going out tonight. Let's hope they play fair. We don't want to see anyone jamon it up.

??- Ronaldo, with another new hairstyle, yesterday

Secrets of a WINNER

Paulo Di Harringtonio, currently leader of the pack (but not in that way) shares his prediction methodology. Paulo, an IT whizz-boffin linked up an authentic WWII Enigma machine to a ZX81 and a Microsoft Zune to compute all the permutations and spill out his match predictions.

Quiz answer

s??lnsu??u??d u????l??q pu?? u????l????I

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Official Prediction Game Baby – Euroguff day 19

Post author By export export
Post date June 26, 2012

Congratulations to Euroguffer Lorem Ipsum (@JonDavie) and wife Amanda. Jon may be languishing in 63rd position, but he is officially top of the world after fathering a small child in the early hours of yesterday morning.??

By the grace of God, the world's newest Scouser arrived at 4.30am Monday morning, thus avoiding England's penalty exit being his first experience of the world.

??- Available in all good branches of Aldi, yesterday

Sort of NSFW

In case you've not seen this yet,??England Fan Flashes Italian Penalty Taker

Your favourite football cliches

"It's a game of two halves" was particularly popular:

Andy Grey	Ron Atkinson on Chile's options: "Chile have three options ??? they could win or they could lose. It???s up to them, the tide is in their court now."
DK Willy	In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life
Tim Henman	"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes."?? – HRH Brian Clough
2012sheds	gave it 110%
Dario Made-the-Gradi	You just can't do that at this level!
Bayer Neverlusen	"Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particuar job."
Roy Hodgson	Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.
Sepp Bladder	The world cup – truly an international event
El Pringle	Interesting, very interesting.
Mike Bassett	I'm not getting ahead of myself. I'm just taking it one tie-breaker at a time.
Simon Grayson	It's a bad time to concede ('cause there are good times??)
roy the hodgson	football,bloody hell!
B B Foot	At the end of the day
McFuddle 'O Toole	Did you smash it?
Benny The Ball	Like I said, we gave it 110% like I said.
Strev87	'Football is not a matter of life or death, but rather something more important'
Scotty McNasty	For a big lad, he's good with his feet
Steve Mclaren	If football was meant to be played in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there.
Ronaldo McDonald??	"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." Ron Atkinson Or anything by Ron, hilarious :)??
Don revie	Dirty Leeds
Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	The most important thing is that we got the three points (Wayne Bridge aka Trigger as Chelsea beat Arsenal in the Carling Cup Final)
Earsane Wanger	It's a game of 2 halves innit?
Tom Laidlaw	You don't win games without scoring goals.
Toy Dodgson	It's balls in the back of the net that count….
Brown Fox	I AM NOT A WHEELER DEALER.
Harry Redface	Eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaauuuuuuhhhhhhhhhaaaaawwwwwwwwww…Unbelievable!!!!! (Gary Neville – Torres Goal / Semi final Champion's League)
Ivor Greatidea	I just hit it
George Osborne is a twat	"These things tend to even themselves out over the course of a season"
Arsenedof Nowhere	He's got a great left peg
Septic Tank Charlton	Isn't it called soccer?
Simoneo Huesserelli	Every game is a cup final now
Lorem Ipsum	Football.?? Bloody Hell.
Bring Back Bobby Robson	Pump it at the big man – England manager Tiki taka my arse – England fan We're just not very good at football – England Dan
Mr. Awesome	Jose Mourinho is a little twat.
Naven Johnson	I will lost this tiebreaker for sure 😉
Mrs Euroguff	Tremendous!
Is Pele Playing?	It usually comes down to which team scores the most.
Toy Bodgson	Football's just a branch of science
Kicker Conspiracy	Eyebrows to the back stick
Canary	Its a gmae of 2 halves
Soccer Sage	The team that scores the most points will win.
Yankee's Spankers	two world wars and one world cup, doodah, doodah
Bill Shankly	Not so much a cliche, more the best fan shout I've ever heard. At CPFC, Alan Pinkney was having a shocker. The shout went up "Pinkney, you're so shite they should take you off and bring on Perkney!!"
Gazza	If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.
Paulo Di Harringtonio	"Sh*t – did you see that?" – Alan Partridge
Mozzer	Alex Ferguson "Football. Bloody hell!"
Hansi Mueller	after the match is before the match
Vuvuzela????	Andi M??ller: Mailand oder Madrid – Hauptsache Italien! Andy Moeller: Milan or Madrid – mainly Italy!
Wheat Dodger	It's a game of two halves.
Wicked Woy Wodgson	I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
Fabio Crapello	It's a game of two halves…
Christophe Woodini	It's a game of two halves??
Anjusha Klins-Morinho	It's a game of two halves!
Big Ron Colonel Saunders	its deja vue all over again
Hatch's Heros	Six of one, half a dozen of another.
Trap A Tony	I think there gonna try and nick one early door and then park the bus / shut up shop (delete as necessary).??
The Special [Measures] One	"If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half-time, it was concentration and focus."
Messi Gardener	It's a game of two halves.??
Stevie's Wunders	My heart goes out to the lads.??
Normski Gunner	We need to give 110% to win this game and we will give that maximum effort today, Brian!
Claudio Inglesias Failte	We were robbed
Letina lotagoals??	DES … It's the bitter tasting icing on the filthy tasting cake.?? …. I've e
Dirk Diggler	"He's playing in the hole"
Del Garnett	The boy's done good, you know, he's covered every inch of grass out there
Swiss T	"With the offense you win games, but with the defense you win championships." And here is the one I hate (consider that I am swiss and we are not participating): "Every defeat is a victory in itself."??

Euroguff University – West Germany v Italy, semi-final World Cup, Mexico 70

As a forerunner of Thursday's match, let's look back to a previous encounter (cold war nomenclature discounted) between these teams. A great match, in the days where games had jazz-samba soundtracks and incredible tracksuits.??Given that stretchers are mandatory today for cramp, it's quite astonishing that Beckenbauer dislocates his shoulder and just gets up by himself.

Tweets for my tweet, sugar for my honey??

http://euroguff.posterous.com/twitter-and-euroguff

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Wimbledon starts today – Euroguff day 18

Post author By export export
Post date June 25, 2012

And I had so many ideas for headlines

"Anti pasta"; crude photoshops of the Italian Job; maybe a Cornetto reference or two. The lot!

If only Joe Hart had been to Euroguff University

Well done to Italy

Fully deserved. And they saved us from what would have been exactly the same fate (but worse) v Germany on Thursday.

NEVER MIND!??

England may be out, but Euroguff is immortal. Three more games to go and anyone could win* All the quarter final exit points are now in, but there are 16 points still to play for.

	Kafka	Time Loop	??
1	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	72
2=	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	64
2=	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	64
4=	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	62
4=	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	62
6=	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	60
6=	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	60
6=	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	60
6=	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	60
10=	Tim Henman	david hickson	58
10=	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	58
10=	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	58
10=	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	58
10=	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	58
10=	Gazza	Gary Taylor	58
16=	B B Foot	Rory	56
16=	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	56
16=	Canary	Simon Barnes	56
16=	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	56
16=	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	56
16=	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	56
22=	DK Willy	DK	54
22=	roy the hodgson	harvey	54
22=	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	54
22=	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	54
22=	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	54
22=	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	54
28=	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	52
28=	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	52
28=	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	52
28=	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	52
28=	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	52
33=	Don revie	Simon Andrews	50
33=	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	50
33=	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	50
33=	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	50
33=	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	50
33=	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	50
33=	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	50
33=	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	50
41=	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	48
41=	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	48
41=	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	48
41=	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	48
45=	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	46
45=	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	46
45=	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	46
48=	2012sheds	Pete smith	44
48=	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	44
48=	Steve Mclaren	JT	44
48=	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	44
48=	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	44
48=	Normski Gunner	Norman House	44
48=	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	44
55=	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	42
55=	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	42
55=	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	42
55=	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	42
55=	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	42
55=	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	42
61=	Strev87	dave strevett	40
61=	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	40
63=	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	38
63=	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	38
65	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	36

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* winners don't do drugs

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Hair today

Post author By export export
Post date June 24, 2012

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Will our boys get a semi? Euroguff day 17

Post author By export export
Post date June 24, 2012

The Germans await and, increasingly, England expects.??

How will the papers take the result? We asked Dr Emmet Brown to explain tabloid timelines:

Free England hat!

Simply follow these instructions to support the Engerland

Print out this bowler hat
Ask an adult to use some scissors to carefully cut round the edge
Use double-sided Sellotape and stick onto a Cornflakes packet
That's it!

Standings

Can anyone catch Paulo Di Harringtono?

	My Name is, my name is	Slim Shady	??
1	Paulo Di Harringtonio	Paul Harrington	68
2=	Ronaldo McDonald??	Cephas Howard??	60
2=	Yankee's Spankers	Dave Robertshaw	60
2=	Fabio Crapello	Martin B	60
2=	Stevie's Wunders	Steve Andrews	60
6=	Tim Henman	david hickson	58
6=	Simon Grayson	Paul Revy	58
6=	Brown Fox	Jim Chambers	58
6=	Arsenedof Nowhere	Darren Hanson	58
6=	Gazza	Gary Taylor	58
6=	Swiss T	Thomas Angst	58
12=	B B Foot	Rory	56
12=	Mrs Euroguff	Mrs Carlosfandango_	56
12=	Vuvuzela????	Sandra Benfer	56
12=	Christophe Woodini	Chris Wood	56
12=	Anjusha Klins-Morinho	Anna Wilson	56
17=	DK Willy	DK	54
17=	Sepp Bladder	Carl Mesner Lyons	54
17=	roy the hodgson	harvey	54
17=	Simoneo Huesserelli	Simon Huesser	54
17=	Naven Johnson	Eddie Vassallo	54
17=	Kicker Conspiracy	Tim Fiddies	54
17=	Hansi Mueller	Bernd Friedle	54
24=	Canary	Simon Barnes	52
24=	Mozzer	Paul Conroy	52
24=	Hatch's Heros	Chris Matthews	52
24=	The Special [Measures] One	Tim Donnelly Smith	52
24=	Letina lotagoals??	Berry	52
29=	Jigsaw (goes to pieces in the box)	Matt Brooke-Smith	50
29=	Harry Redface	Dan McGrath	50
29=	Is Pele Playing?	John Orta	50
32=	Dario Made-the-Gradi	David of Crook	48
32=	Scotty McNasty	Andrew Robb	48
32=	Toy Bodgson	Tom Barton	48
32=	Wheat Dodger	Leanne McGirr	48
32=	Del Garnett	Darren Gavigan	48
37=	Benny The Ball	Nick Townend	46
37=	Don revie	Simon Andrews	46
37=	Earsane Wanger	Paul Shaw	46
37=	Tom Laidlaw	Tom Laidlaw	46
37=	Toy Dodgson	Kelsey O	46
37=	Ivor Greatidea	Steve Edney	46
37=	Wicked Woy Wodgson	David Patterson	46
37=	Trap A Tony	Tony Power	46
45=	Andy Grey	Darren Holdaway	44
45=	2012sheds	Pete smith	44
45=	Steve Mclaren	JT	44
45=	Big Ron Colonel Saunders	Andrew Hartland	44
45=	Normski Gunner	Norman House	44
45=	Dirk Diggler	Nik Goodman	44
51=	Bayer Neverlusen	Rob Broome	42
51=	Roy Hodgson	John Catterfeld	42
51=	Mike Bassett	Eamonn Newell	42
51=	McFuddle 'O Toole	Gordon??	42
51=	George Osborne is a twat	Andy Young	42
51=	Bring Back Bobby Robson	Dan Jamieson	42
51=	Bill Shankly	Bob Steadman	42
58=	El Pringle	Keith Pringle	40
58=	Septic Tank Charlton	Jeremy Crisp	40
58=	Mr. Awesome	Geroge Pokorny	40
58=	Claudio Inglesias Failte	Claude Tonna-Barthet	40
62	Messi Gardener	Johnny T??	38
63=	Strev87	dave strevett	36
63=	Soccer Sage	Mike Xenakis	36
65	Lorem Ipsum	Jon D	34

??- David Cameron offering moral guidance, yesterday

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Geo-wallpaper

Post author By carlosfandango
Post date June 23, 2012

Wow:

Satellite Eyes is a simple Mac app that automatically changes your desktop wallpaper to the satellite view of where you are, right now